I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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