one might say we're banned from that church
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
They have beer where we have blood.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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