make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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