i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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