I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Enjoy the penises
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
Randomize
