do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
why does every cop we meet know your name?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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