So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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