did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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