I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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