i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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