I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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