Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i permit you to call me
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
The air taste purple.
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