yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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