And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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