do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Randomize
