Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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