Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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