Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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