She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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