Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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