well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Green mimosas i think yes
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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