I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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