hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just googled if crying burns calories
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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