If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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