I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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