shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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