She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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