The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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