just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
it's like iHOP with fire
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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