what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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