oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
is that a dick in a sweater?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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