question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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