You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Randomize
