That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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