Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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