some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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