I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
4 words: hood of his car
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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