I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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