Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just made out with a guy for $7.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
