I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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