Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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