Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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