PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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