i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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