ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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