I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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