so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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