yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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