let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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