whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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