i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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