I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
is it fun? or sober?
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