i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Couch. On fire.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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