Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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